yeah I’m that guy
"In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines,
lived twelve little girls in two straight lines …”
A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
hey u. congratulations on surviving this year. u rock. that’s 365 days u survived. i bet u did lots of cool things this year. hopefully u had fun. even if u didn’t i bet next year is going to be better. u are a wonderful person and i am proud of u for making it through 2013. please be happy. i love u
SO YOURE TELLIN ME I CAN GO VISIT TOGAMI AND JOSHUA AND NAGISA AND ARMIN AND ROXAS AND ERIDAN AND GUNDAM AND ALL MY LITTLE ONES BUT I CANT MARRY ANY OF THEM
it doesn’t say love won’t find you thou
this is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me
Story idea: a stranger shows up at your doorstep.
"You don’t know me, but I’m a big fan of you. You see, in my universe, you’re a character in a book. I got the power to come visit you. I know how it ends. I just want to try to change it."
You made it so much better…
fuck love im getting a dragon
Put That Ring Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me: A Trilogy
AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS
im crying a lil bit
I need this in my tumblr forever.
is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???
HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP
..this is real.
who names their kid bacon
Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.